Tuesday, November 04, 2008

I just hope everyone out there realizes that Election lines aren't all that different from how Universal Health Care would be. Need a brain specialist because you've got a screwdriver stuck in your skull? Well, the guy with the flaky scalp got in line before you.

6 comments:

Thomas said...

Or, in my case, there is no line and a machine is open and waiting for me. It's like Obama opened the heavens, rolled out a red carpet, and let me vote uninhibited...for Charles Baldwin.

D- said...

Well,here in Chili, district #6, the Conservative lockout button they had on our mechanical voting machine actually fell off. It was to keep people from pulling down a blank lever. I brushed my finger across it and it fell off. Ok.... five minutes after the polls opened and I break the machine.
Needless to say plugging ones nose all the way up through the sinus cavity just to vote for stinkers is gross.

Babba-Gi said...
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Babba-Gi said...

Tommy, I thought for sure you would vote for Homer Simpson.

You got a screwdriver in your head? Well I'm not getting out of bed at 1 am just for that. Swallow your Medicaid card with a sip of water and call me in the morning.

Aunt Annie said...

I've got a hanging chad. Can they help me with that?

Thomas said...

Wow A.A., you voted in Florida, too!?!